Best Nightlife Meltdown
(ie the time so and so fell of the stage , or the time so and so get her wig snatched off)
Worst Beat on a Drag Queen
(You get it. . . worse make up)
Most Likely to Shop at Strawberry
(Cheap looking outfit)
Best Hole in the Wall
(That bar that isn't the classiest joint, but you still love to go there anyway)
Most Drunken Mess
(No need to explain)
Best Show to Sleep During
(Just a boring show)
Are You Even Trying
(Not wearing lashes, not wearing "real heels", doesn't bother putting together a playlist before the show)
Most Watered Down Drinks From A Bartender
Most Likely To Be Paid To Put Your Clothes Back On
(Sad gogo boy)
Hot Tranny Mess Award
(This is reserved for the hottest mess in NYC)
Cunt of the Year Award
(This is the one you all should want)
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